how do you give a bj
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gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

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scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

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shattystrashstache:

real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

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oh shit i’m sorry

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sorry for what? our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks, especially since their good size and all.

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yeah, i see that. your daddy gave you good advice

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it gets bigger when i pull on it

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Hmmm!

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sometimes i pull on it so hard i rip the skin

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well my daddy taught me a few things too like how not to rip the skin by using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hands.

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will ya show me?

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i’d be right happy to

many people dislike starfox assault, but everyone agrees that the music was fantastic